John Carpenter’s The Thing ain’t got shit on this.

John Carpenter’s The Thing ain’t got shit on this.

Yep, I’m an alky. (Taken with instagram)

Yep, I’m an alky. (Taken with instagram)

South Park Gore Porn 2: The Revenge

South Park Gore Porn 2: The Revenge

Gore Porn.

Gore Porn.


        I am playing Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning
    

            “Brittany says I always play as a girl in games like this because I secretly wish I was born female. I just don’t want to have to stare at a dude’s back for 40+ hours.”
    
    
        
                        20 others are also playing
                
     Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning on GetGlue.com

I am playing Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning

“Brittany says I always play as a girl in games like this because I secretly wish I was born female. I just don’t want to have to stare at a dude’s back for 40+ hours.”

20 others are also playing Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning on GetGlue.com

Only seven more days of ball-licking and butt-sniffing. Shame.

Only seven more days of ball-licking and butt-sniffing. Shame.

I’m trying to remember if I recently got drunk and fired up Photoshop…

I’m trying to remember if I recently got drunk and fired up Photoshop…

Døden og moderen (Death and the Mother) by Niels Hansen Jacobsen

Døden og moderen (Death and the Mother) by Niels Hansen Jacobsen

This was me on Christmas…and probably what I’ll look like tomorrow night.

This was me on Christmas…and probably what I’ll look like tomorrow night.