John Carpenter’s The Thing ain’t got shit on this.

Yep, I’m an alky. (Taken with instagram)

South Park Gore Porn 2: The Revenge

Gore Porn.

I am playing Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning

“Brittany says I always play as a girl in games like this because I secretly wish I was born female. I just don’t want to have to stare at a dude’s back for 40+ hours.”

20 others are also playing Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning on GetGlue.com

Only seven more days of ball-licking and butt-sniffing. Shame.

I’m trying to remember if I recently got drunk and fired up Photoshop…

Døden og moderen (Death and the Mother) by Niels Hansen Jacobsen

This was me on Christmas…and probably what I’ll look like tomorrow night.